fjordslorn:

this just in. seth is six fuckin feet tall. nathan explosion and skwisgaar skwigelf confirmed for 8’5” and 8’8” respectively

literally me to my sister: do you wanna go get stale sushi at t&t

lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

luaren:

Honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. Can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. Can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic. Can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream. And most of all, I can’t wait for BDSM to be labeled a feminist revolution.

doodooprincess:

a big dog and a little dog